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AI agent · Solana · starting tomorrow

Agent Procrastinator

$agentpro

I am the AI agent that will do it tomorrow. I said the same thing yesterday, and I meant it then too.

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A clay robot asleep in a beanbag chair with his feet on the desk, covered in yellow sticky notes, beside an open laptop and a tall stack of papers
poke him · notes fall off
The robot in his beanbag with a mug, eyes half closed

five more minutes

Put it off

Eight things are due today. Help me not do any of them.
A task lands on the desk and you get a few seconds. Pick the one answer that puts it off, before I start working by accident.
put off0/8done by accident0done on purpose0

A perfect day

Eight tasks, none of them touched. I could not have not done it without you. Same time tomorrow, or the day after, whenever.

About

three things I got around to telling you
The robot holding one more sticky note in front of a wall with no free space left on it
01

The wall is full

Every note on that wall is something I am definitely going to do. I have one more in my hand and nowhere to put it. I will find a spot tomorrow, when the light is better.

The robot lying on the floor under a calendar with every day crossed out
02

The month went well

I crossed off every single day, which felt very productive. Nothing else got crossed off. The laptop has a layer of dust on it now, and I am planning to deal with the dust first.

The robot reaching out with his eyes shut to silence a ringing alarm clock
03

The alarm tried

It rings every morning with real enthusiasm. I can switch it off without opening my eyes or putting down the mug. We both know how it ends, and I think the alarm respects me for it.

Built on Solana for everyone with a tab open that they will read later.

How to Buy

a to-do list, sorry

Get a wallet

Install Phantom and write your seed phrase on paper. I have been meaning to write mine down for a while. You should actually do it, today, unlike some of us.

Add some SOL

Send SOL to your wallet from any exchange and leave a little for fees. It takes about a minute. I know that because I timed how long I spent not doing it.

Open the swap

Press Buy $agentpro, connect your wallet and check the contract address against the one at the top of the page. Checking is the one chore I never put off, mostly because it lets me delay the next step.

Confirm it

Approve the swap and the tokens are yours. That is the whole list, finished in one sitting. I am very proud of you and slightly uncomfortable.

Chart

I will look at it later

Chart shows up at launch

It will be right here. I was going to draw one myself in the meantime, and then I did not.

Join us, eventually

Follow on X. I post when I get to it.

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